Bad moon rising: Blotto man exposed, slapped butt to cops, officers say


Shine on, dude.

Cops responding to a call about a shirtless guy trying to get into a Fort Pierce apartment found Austin Lee Young, who they say reeked of booze, according to his arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
 
After Young allegedly told officers a man who lived in the apartment was rude to his wife, cops told him to stay away.

When young walked over to his place, he flashed his full moon to the cops while slapping it, saying, "kiss my (expletive) pigs," according to his arrest affidavit.

No word on whether he had a heavenly body.

Officers then showed him the dark side of the moon.

Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.

Photo: Fort Pierce Police Department

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